Thursday 7 June 2012

NWS - an apology

Regularly readers of NWS will be well aware of its profound accuracy and faith to the facts, as they are about to unfold.  How true that is became apparent today.  Previously, it had always been assumed that NWS followed the facts.  All that changed today.  As the rain came down at Edgbaston, it became clear that the reverse is true: the facts follow NWS.  Imagine the horror of NWS, as it was clear that there would be no cricket, because there was no NWS prediction.

To rectify the position, and to improve the weather tomorrow, NWS can hereby confirm that England will win the third test match by 106 runs, with Steven Finn taking sixteen wickets, and Sunil Narine taking 1-216.

In the meantime, NWS would wish to apologise to all those hopeful spectators who turned up at Edgbaston today. Your suffering had weighed heavy on NWS' conscience.